Tatty Can Be a Hipster All He Wants, But I Made Introduction Threads Popular. :P

[Letalisa Clessidra]

Hiyo~ 8D My name is Jay, but you already know that. And if you don't, then you can obviously not answer this question correctly; what is my name?

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If you answered "Jay", then you already knew me! I like caffeine, doing crap, doing other crap, cake, doing less crap, Bing, nice suits, and

I am made of 101% sexual appeal, and 203.4% bacun. Verifiably accurate narrative, old chap.

Anywho, you'll see me a lot, and feel free to call me whatever you want; I don't even HAVE a name! 8D But whatever you call me, besides Jay, must start with the phrase "Sir [DATA EXPUNGED] of [REDACTED]opolis, the Great and Powerful ________(Noun), who plans to ________(Adjective) __________(God-Awful Teenage Celebrity), with a rolled up newspaper, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and ____________(Verse from the Book of Revelations) ______________(Lovecraftian Outer God), and BY JOE, I HAVE JUST UNLEASHED SIX-EIGHTY-T- Erm. CTHULHU!!" Yes.

[Öbür Dünya]

Hey. Hey, you.

YOU.

What I mean is, hello, Jay, nice to have you. Even though I already know you. o3o

[Jasper Niccals]

JAY I MISSED YOUR SHENANIGANS!! WHY DONT WE JUST SIT HERE AND !!!?!?!?

[Letalisa Clessidra]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSSSSSSSS!! 8D

[Joseph De Payns]

While I still expect horrible things to happen to me, I'm still happy to be here.
I look forward to getting to know you, although I warn you, this is my first RP site. So yes I am a newb... be gentle TT.TT

[Letalisa Clessidra]

YES! HORRIBLE THINGS WILL INDEED HAPPEN TO YOU! >xD BYAHAHAHAHA! Ermhermhermhermherm... I mean, you'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiine, everything's gonna be fiiiiiiiiiiiine. You aren't even going to tear any weird wonky holes in any fabric of space and time. ^_^

[Joseph De Payns]

You are definitely right on one account, 'I' will not be tearing any holes in the fabric of space and time. I may be a filthy rich Mortal, but that's all I am, Mortal. If I wake up one morning in Turkmenistan I'm blaming you. Because I'm not the crazy scientist type mortal... nor do I hire them...

[Letalisa Clessidra]

Leta: "Oh, boo-hoo, cry me a river. Besides, you wouldn't wake up in Turkmenistan; you might just find yourself temporally displaced. "

Psh, she's lying. xD She can't do that. Yet.

[Öbür Dünya]

Well, Joseph, I'm going to go off of the rails here and and say hello in here, since, well, that seems to be the cool thing to do. In any case, don't worry, we may be a bit...unorthodox (for lack of a better word) and seemingly crazy, but we're glad to have you. :3

[Joseph De Payns]

Yesssss... come join the cool kids
Thank you very much for the warm welcomes, I look forward to the RPing process.

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